The Flops

The Flops are not a household name, but they should be. WhyNULL The simply brilliant concepts that may make this group an instant failure are the same concepts that may make theirs a successful mission statement. It is impossible for The Flops not to flop in one way or another; if they create a cult following (it is already happening), their concept will be shot (flop!). If they remain appropriately titled, then they continue to be a complete success according to their goals, yet being a complete success is against their goals (flop!). It's hard not to see the conundrum spinning out of control here, so we shall instead focus on one of the absurd requests these fellows make, which we shall attempt to uphold within our biography: to only use a lower case "t" in "The Flops." Consider it done, excepting the cases where the rules of syntax must be enforced.



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