Sofia DOESN'T Look 40, Booze Smuggling 101, and Transvestites Doing Metal Songs On Reality TV!
Sofia Turns 40?!
...Sofia Vergara turns 40 today. Sofia Vergara doesn’t look 40. Not one bit. In case you need proof, here’s some highlights from her Esquire magazine feature this past April: http://bit.ly/FPnv5i
Booze Smuggling 101.
...while I’d never FULLY encourage you sneaking alcohol into banned locations, I’d never FULL discourage it either. So, with drink prices at a premium while we Stampede, how about a list of the greatest ways you can smuggle booze? http://bit.ly/15cC4R
Transvestite Reality TV Metal.
...did you know the reality “The X Factor” airs in the Phillippines? Even if you did, I’m fairly sure you didn’t know that a transvestite recently performed a metal song on the show:
"Happy Birthday, Sofia. And now, for the birthday humps...I mean bumps."