So I was reading a headline last week of some blogger named "skinnygurl" who was trashing the lovely Ms. Upton calling her "lazy and lardy" and "a fat piggie". Now folks, I don't know jack about modeling and I really don't care, but if tickets get thrown across my desk to go checkout Kate Upton walking back n' forth on a runway, I's be front row with f%$!'n bells on ok? Infact I'd go see Kate Upton walk back n' forth eating a bucket chicken with gravy, smoking a carton of cigarettes and for dessert having the biggest damn banana split you've ever seen(with peaches on top). So "skinnygurl"!, you stay skinny and leave beautiful girls with curves(in all the right places)to big-boys like me. See the video below to checkout the morbidly obese Kate Upton, it's so awful I can barely bring myself to even tolerate it on this beautiful Sunday afternoon.